Wednesday: Rant

Are you serious BET?? We are in the middle of this kick ass month called "Black History" and when I flip through the channels to see what's on my favorite black station, shows like Michael Vick Project" and "Doing Hard Time" are on TV. What the fuck black dudes? I thought Black History Month was a month dedicated to my people in which we can watch Black people, doing black things, that up lift and at the same time put every black man and woman watching to sleep. I am wondering where the documentaries on Martin Luther King Jr., Harriet Tubman and Wayne Brady. I MIGHT even settle for watching Malcolm X... even though he was kind of a fraud if you ask me.

Now don't get me wrong, I love seeing an athlete like Mike Vick dismantle a defense with his bare hands... then dismantle dogs with his bare hands... then dismantle a NFL career with his bare hands, but when will strong Afro-America stop pointing the finger at themselves and start pointing that finger at the real problem... DOGS.

I have read the Bible... I know what it says; "Then God said, Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth, and over all the creatures that move along the ground." In case you're stupid (or non-Christian) this includes dogs. Cheese and rice this world is screwy and every time I see a cute and cuddly puppy I want to scoop him up, hold him close to my sternum while plunging over the goal line and when I get up to celebrate I wanna spike that puppy like a football (Mike Vick style). Then as the crowd goes wild I would put my foot on that puppy's face like Captain Morgan and bask in the glow of my success.

Back to Vick... If you are not a fan then hang in there, he won't be in the NFL much longer. He was a sup-par QB before prison and now he really sucks. BUT I think I did see his future in a dream I had:

Holy shit, I did it again... started off talking about ordinary crap and turned that turd into a diamond. Damn I'm good. Well I have to go, I have to get up early for my cup stacking class.

Happy Black History Month!