The one thing that is pretty popular around places like Myspace and Facebook is the stupid angled picture. I was thinking about this the other day, while in the restroom and I totally understand the ladies desire to take pictures of themselves using the crazy angle shot. You want to put your best foot forward; believe me I get it. 
But one of the things I hate about these girls taking pictures in this way is that it is another form of lying. You are lying to all the guys who see these hot pics because you have a pretty face and a not so pretty lady body.
There is nothing wrong with saying “I have a couple extra pounds” or “I’m fat as fuck” or whatever. I like it when a girl declares when she is big. I don’t care if you scream it from the mountain tops (That is your business) but if they are a decent person they will poo-poo yourself image and give you a compliment despite your harsh description of yourself; but when you are lying to yourself, as well as lying to others about it, people think to themselves “That fat bitch is crazy!”
You really have to ask yourself which one is better… you can be the honest girl people love or the delusional girl guys use then discard when we find a thinner chick with better self esteem. 
But sometimes a picture can go shitty even if you are a pretty girl. Take this picture below…
Wow, that isn’t the worst ass but it’s not safe for consumption. Then when you pull out (Ha!), you will see that she is actually pretty normal chick and maybe even kinda hot.
Look ladies, I love women… all women (maybe I don’t love the fat chick as much but to be honest you girls are human by definition only). So I’m going to stay on my side of the yard (where the green grass is) and you stay on your side (where the grass is gone because you were hungry).
I’m just kidding big girls, I love you all… I do… I really do… from far away. Well I worked up a lather (so to speak) so I’m gonna go beat off to pictures of some hot 110 pound chick.
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