I'm going to let you ladies in on a secret... when guys go to a bad or club, we are looking to get some of that sweet goonie-goo-goo. We don't go to bars to "dance" or because we love paying $5 per beer but young girls are drinkers and that is the combination to my man panties.
Every now and again your evening goes south... and not in a GOOD way. Sometimes the chick is a little nutty and you just dont wanna deal with it all. Sometimes you see her in real light and you realize that you (YES YOU) have standards...
Sometimes she has a boyfriend or a husband and the drama is too overwhelming for your penis to take... Plus I really don't know any chick I'm willing to get my face punched over.
But every now and then those so called "friends" jump in and totally cockblock you from getting some ass. Fuck those guys... I mean you are a grown man, you can make up your own mind.
I say if you are still breathing and she is kind of sober and you wanna plow that stupid whore then take her somewhere (not you place, try an alley or IHOP) and give it to her. Let her have what she want then ditch that chick with dead seed in her hair.
But there are times you REALLY need to trust those douches you hang with cause believe it or not they are looking out for your best interest. Maybe they just want you to go home sleep it off and forget everything that happened that night. What's real fucked up is they will NEVER let you forget that night... EVER.
FUCKING SHIT....
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