70 to 1... 1940's


Holy crap am I relaxed! I just spent the past couple weeks in the Bahamas with my staff of 300 (that's right, my treat). They have been working their asses off researching data, reading fan mail, paying the bills; it is hard work giving the fans what they desire so without further adieu here is a little something welcome you people back into my perfect, well sculptured arms. Just pretend you are a passenger on my motor bike... lay your cheek on my back, wrap your arms around these tight abs, bring your crotch ever so closer to my back side (don't be shy) and hold on tight boo... next stop, Xanadu (no homo).

Enough waxing on... This is the Schindler's list of the hottest chicks born from 1940 to 2010. We are picking one lucky lady to represent their year (their birth year), so for the following 7 days we will be posting the new hots for each decade. Open wide baby birds... and swallow hard... here I come (quack-quack)!



1940: Raquel Welch (born September 5) is an American actress and sex symbol. In 1974, Welch won a Golden Globe for Best Motion Picture Actress in a Musical or Comedy for The Three Musketeers. Playboy called her the "Most Desired Woman" of the 1970s.

1941: Jessica Walter (born January 31) is an American actress, known for her role as Lucille Bluth on the sitcom Arrested Development. In 2005, Walter received an Emmy nomination for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series for the role of Lucille.


1942: Judith Sheindlin (born October 21), better known as Judge Judy, is an American lawyer, judge, television personality, and author. She passed the New York bar exam in 1965 and became a prosecutor in the family court system. In 1976, Mayor Ed Koch appointed her a judge, first in criminal court and later, in 1980, as Manhattan's supervising family court judge.


1943: Holland Taylor (born January 14) is an American actress known for her film, television and theatre work. Her television roles include Ruth Dunbar in Bosom Buddies, Dean Susan McMann on Saved by the Bell: The College Years, Judge Roberta Kittleson in The Practice and Evelyn Harper in Two and a Half Men.


1944: Jacqueline Bisset (born 13 September) is an English actress. She has been nominated for four Golden Globe Awards and an Emmy Award. Her popular films include Bullitt (1968), Airport (1970), The Deep (1977), and Class (1983). In more recent years, she has appeared in several television productions, most notably the TV series Nip/Tuck in 2006.


1945: Diane Sawyer (born December 22) is an American television journalist for the ABC News division of the ABC network. On December 21, 2009, she began anchoring World News with Diane Sawyer, the network's flagship news program.

Until December 11, 2009, Sawyer was a long-time co-anchor of ABC News's morning news program, Good Morning America (GMA).

During the period from 1962-1965, Sawyer was "America's Junior Miss" touring the country to promote the Coca-Cola Pavilion at the 1964-1965 New York World's Fair.



1946: Susan Lucci (born December 23) is an American actress, best known for portraying iconic character Erica Kane on the daytime drama All My Children. Lucci has been called "Daytime's Leading Lady" by TV Guide, with New York Times and Los Angeles Times citing her as the highest-paid actor in daytime television. In the past, her salary has been reported as over $1 million a year



1947: Barbara Bach (born August 27) is an American actress and model known as the Bond girl from the James Bond movie The Spy Who Loved Me (1977). She is married to musician Ringo Starr.



1948: Kate Jackson (born October 29) is an American actress, director, and producer. She is a three-time Emmy Award nominee, twice in the Best Actress category and once in the Best Supporting Actress category. She has also been nominated for several Golden Globe Awards, and has won the title of Favorite Television Actress in England, and Favorite Television Star in Germany several times for her work in the television series, Scarecrow and Mrs. King.



1949: Jessica Lange (born April 20) is an American stage and screen actress. With a career that has spanned thirty-five years and six Academy Award nominations (including two wins), she may be most notable for her performances in Frances, Tootsie, Sweet Dreams, Blue Sky, and Grey Gardens.

So there is it the first day of hot. Enjoy! Oh and if you don't like the ladies selected then you are more then welcome to shoot me a quick message (attention: Richard Gere's Gerbil). Come back tomorrow when I post 1950-1959.

To Be Continued...

Tuesday: Corey Haim

I might just talk about Corey Haim until the day the other Corey dies. It's not that I love death or I love hearing about the demise of the cast of Lost Boys but I'm not sure I understand suicide. Thank about this... Corey had a lot going for him. Let's count them down:

1. He is famous. I get it, he wasn't as famous as he would like to be but famous non the less.


2. He was 39... and he made about 39 movies. Not all of them good but fuck it, you are an actor. I have been in zero movies so according to his standards I should have killed myself at age 3.

3. He loved drugs. Who doesn't like to time travel??

4. Corey dated some pretty hot chicks... Victory Beckham, Nicole Eggert, Tiffany Shepis and Cindy Guyer.There is some mean talent on his list. SHIT, I can't even get a hand job from Debra in accounting and she is disgusting.

5. He won the Oscar for his role in "Dream a Little Dream"... I'm kidding, that movie sucked.

6. He was molested as a child... so that say. My parents didn't love me enough to stick anything in my butt.

7. They say he was broke. I can totally believe that one... drugs cause money and I hear he did alot of them.

8. He was Jewish or "Hillbilly Jew." It's just like regular Jews except you do everything without shoes on.
But I think I know what drove him over the edge. Forget the sexual abuse, the money, the fame, the hot ass... I think I know what the real cause was. Word around camp is that Corey went on a date with Daisy De La Hoya then 2 weeks later DEAD! She's a monster and if I had a date with her I would kill myself ASAP (or at least burn my junk off).

Monday: Bracket Addition

Sweet sweet fans of Kissmymanjunk, I know you are in love with my knowledge and you love how I give it to you every night AND when I don't give it to you, you beg for it. Well get ready cause I'm gonna put my hot bracket inside you and you know what else, I'm going to get your bracket pregnant so it can be just as awesome as mine. Knock, knock... I'm coming in!


And the winner of the whole thing... Kansas!

How did that feel? Was your heart breaking as I went deep into your bracket and and gave your bracket VD? But there it is... there is my bracket, the winning bracket. If you have any questions or comments go ahead and write me... or shove them up that big ass of yours. Either way I dont care. Do you know why... cause I'm black and Mike Vick is still in the NFL, SO EAT IT!!

Thursday: Bloggie Style

Some douche bag called me queer at lunch today... well I'll show you queer:


... Now what?? Would a queer post a who bunch of pictures of hot chicks with huge yam-burgers? Hold on, did I just say "yam-burgers?" Well I'm outtie... I'm on my way to sausage fest tonight and I have to get my nails and hair done as well as get my tan on. Oh and I just got the Macy's ad and those shoes on page 12 are to die for! Look out mall, I'm gonna get balls deep inside you and your gonna love it! I love man ass!!