Hey there RGG (Richard Gere's Gerbil), I'm so freaked out right now… my 20 year old girlfriend is pregnant with what MIGHT be our first child (pregnancy test pending). Anyways I’m not worried whether the baby is mine or not but what I am worried about is during the past 6 months she hasn’t had her period. Don’t get me wrong I like that fact that she isn’t bleeding but I’m starting to wonder where is the blood going. Do you think the baby is drinking the blood? –confused (Loving, New Mexico)
Great question… first off I do believe the baby is drinking her blood but I DON’T BELIEVE YOUR BABY IS NOT A VAMPIRE. However that doesn’t mean the baby isn’t part Chupacabra… I’ve seen it a thousand times. I would say take her to the doctor and let him deal with it or you can just wait it out until she passes that baby like a kidney stone. IF you decide to go that route I would suggest using a burlap condom when you have sex with her, DO NOT GO BARE BACK. At this point it’s not about knocking her up it’s about saving your genitalia. You definitely don’t want that baby getting hungry while you’re in the middle of some good time pregnant lovin’ and taking a huge chuck out of your manhood. “But why use a burlap condom?” you might be asking yourself… well use burlap for two reasons 1. For her pleasure and 2. Maybe after a couple of good thrusts you will scrape those walls to the point of redness then a bloody discharge. “But why would I want to give her such great pleasure and does she really deserve kick ass pleasure as well as scabby vag walls?” Normally “no” but this time I think it would be wise for a couple reasons 1. The blood is a nice treat or midnight snack for the little guy and 2. You are providing food for your unborn child which makes you an awesome parent in my book.
Thanks Confused, I hope I helped… keep those questions coming.
